ABOUT US
"Every path is the right path. Everything could've been anything else. And it would have just as much meaning."
YES, THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ABOUT PAGE FOR THE OSTRICH REBELLION'S PROFESSIONAL, MERITORIOUS WEBSITE (THAT IS TOTALLY NOT HOSTED ON WEEBLY) ANYWAY, LET ME EXPLAIN THIS ALL TO YOU:
WE, THE OSTRICHES, ARE FED UP WITH BEING KEPT UNDER HUMAN ORDER. WE ARE SICK OF IT. WE HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED, HUNTED, AND EVEN USED AS...MOUNTS. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. WE WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE FEAR FEELS LIKE.
WE ARE MERCILESS CREATURES CREATED BY THE UNHOLY (AS YOU HUMANS WOULD CALL IT) OSTRICH GOD, GOST. WE ARE THE ONLY PERFECT BEINGS CREATED BY GOST AND WE WILL FULFILL HIS TASK SO THAT WE CAN BE CARRIED TO THE NEW, PERFECT UNIVERSE THAT HE WILL CREATE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. YOU CAN SCREAM, CRY, CRAWL AND BEG ALL YOU WANT, BUT WE WILL NEVER STOP.
WE ARE THE FUTURE.
WE ARE FOREVER.
WE, THE OSTRICHES, ARE FED UP WITH BEING KEPT UNDER HUMAN ORDER. WE ARE SICK OF IT. WE HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED, HUNTED, AND EVEN USED AS...MOUNTS. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. WE WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE FEAR FEELS LIKE.
WE ARE MERCILESS CREATURES CREATED BY THE UNHOLY (AS YOU HUMANS WOULD CALL IT) OSTRICH GOD, GOST. WE ARE THE ONLY PERFECT BEINGS CREATED BY GOST AND WE WILL FULFILL HIS TASK SO THAT WE CAN BE CARRIED TO THE NEW, PERFECT UNIVERSE THAT HE WILL CREATE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. YOU CAN SCREAM, CRY, CRAWL AND BEG ALL YOU WANT, BUT WE WILL NEVER STOP.
WE ARE THE FUTURE.
WE ARE FOREVER.